I'm glad I'm not a turkey

but a goat of special stead

I'm snuggled in my barn today

all cozy in my bed

We celebrate our bounty

in this Country all so great

in other countries far away

it's GOAT they ate.. they ATE?

I'm thankful  I'm a special boy

A meal I'll never be

I wish for you

my fans and friends,

A thanksgiving blessed be!